♪ [Banjo music] ♪ And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Just a moment! Wait! Stop talking! Excuse me I have an announcement: Ahem, because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song, management has decided to review
compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the applicant’s sense of artistry and all-around propriety. Thank you. So, what are you saying? I’m saying Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice! Oh yeah? Well then how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap? I’m sure you’ll figure something out ♪ [Smooth music] ♪ [Power saw noise] And now it’s time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song. ♪ He said to her, “I’d like a cheeseburger, ♪ ♪ and I might like a milkshake as well.” ♪ ♪ She said to him, “I can’t give you either.” ♪ ♪ And he said, “Isn’t this Burger Bell?” ♪ ♪ She said, “Yes it is, but we’re closed now, but we open tomorrow at ten.” ♪ ♪He said, “I am extremely hungry, ♪ ♪ but I guess I can wait until then!”♪ ♪ ‘Cause you’re his cheeseburger ♪ ♪ His yummy cheeseburger ♪ ♪ He’ll wait for you, yeah! ♪ ♪ He’ll wait for you, oh! ♪ ♪ You are his cheeseburger ♪ ♪ His tasty cheeseburger ♪ ♪ He’ll wait for you! ♪ ♪ Oh, he will wait for you ♪ ♪ He stayed at the drive-through feel
sunrise ♪ ♪ He may have dozed off once or twice ♪ ♪ When he spotted a billboard for Denny’s ♪ ♪ Bacon and eggs for half price ♪ ♪ How could he resist such an offer? ♪ ♪ He really needed something to munch! ♪ ♪ Cheeseburger please do not get angry! ♪ ♪ He’ll eat and be back here for lunch ♪ ♪ ‘Cause you’re his cheeseburger ♪ ♪ His precious cheeseburger ♪ ♪ He’ll be back for you ♪ ♪ He’ll be back for you ♪ ♪ Won’t be so long cheeseburger ♪ ♪ Oh lovely cheeseburger ♪ ♪ He’ll be back for you ♪ ♪ Oh, he’ll be back for you ♪ ♪ Cause he loves you, cheeseburger, with all his heart ♪ ♪ And there ain’t nothing gonna tear you two apart ♪ ♪ And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese ♪ ♪ He would get down on his hands and knees ♪ ♪ To see if someone accidentally dropped
some cheese in the dirt ♪ ♪ And he would wash it off for you ♪ ♪ Wash it off for you ♪ ♪ Clean that dirty cheese off just for you ♪ ♪ You are his cheeseburger ♪ I thought you were going to sing about
growing up in Connecticut. This has been Love Songs with Mr. Lunt. Tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say: I grew up in New Jersey.