This Average Andy Holiday Song Is an Instant Classic


Happy holidays. And merry Hanukkah. And splendid Kwanzaa. And if you celebrate
Christmas, it’s one week away. Exactly one week away. I know a lot of you are
thinking, ho, ho, holy cow. I’ve got some shopping to do. [LAUGHTER] My favorite part
of the holiday– say it with me– schnapps. Oh. And the music. I love the music. It gets me in the
mood for schnapps. I’ve noticed that a lot of
celebrities have holiday songs. They have albums out
that are very popular. We have the John Legend,
Kelly Clarkson, Mariah Carey, Tom Hanks. He doesn’t have
one, but he should. We would buy that. I did some research. I found out the only way
to make the big bucks is to not really sing the
song, but to write it. So what I did, I’m a celebrity. I can write. And I like money. So a triple threat. So I mean, how hard can it be
to write a holiday song, really? And they say write
what you know. So I did. Do you want to hear it? Yeah! [APPLAUSE] OK. I wrote it. I didn’t sing it. But here’s this instant
holiday classic. You know Ellen, and Mary,
and tWitch, and Zenor, Kevin, and Kalen, Pickle Boy,
and Gina, but do you recall the most average
producer of all? Andy, the average producer. Doesn’t even look full grown. And if you ever saw him, he’d
probably be on his phone. All of the other
employees, laugh at him when there’s a scare. He doesn’t seem to like it,
but everybody [INAUDIBLE].. Hockey, sumo, Magic Mike,
cheerleading for the Rams. He tried wrestling
and Cirque du Soleil, at every one he was just OK. But all of us still
love him, cause he’s great at what he does. Andy, the average producer. We wish you many
happy Hannukahs. Come on! Oh, that’s your– I
thought that was your back. I’m sorry. [LAUGHTER] I thought that was your ass. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Ah!

100 thoughts on “This Average Andy Holiday Song Is an Instant Classic

  • December 18, 2019 at 2:22 pm
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    I think Mariah's song won't stay long on top

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:25 pm
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    I love Andy.

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    Love this show and Ellen 😍😍😍

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    u r great Ellen, i love u lady so much

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    If u love Ellen than me push the like

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:33 pm
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    My birthday is in Sunday the Dec 22thπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ this is the best..

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    Love…. the song…… so funny made me laugh and cry….

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:40 pm
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    Ellen the best😁😁😁

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    Am in love with this lady till 2002 and will continue loving her

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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    I love
    Andy & Jeannie 😍

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:47 pm
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    The last one lol πŸ˜‚

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:47 pm
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    I love you Ellen😍

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:49 pm
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    Funny . Love it 😊

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:49 pm
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    πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»β€οΈ

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:49 pm
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    first time i saw the ellen show 1 week ago i, am happy i can, t speak english easily it help me to learn english i will watching continue. This channel coming day's

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    This is the number of people who love Andy like below.πŸ’Ž

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    No one wants to be Andy but everyone wants Andy it's kinda sad but true πŸ˜…

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:01 pm
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    We don't make fun of you, Andy. We just love you, Andy πŸ™‚

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    I luv ellen I just luv u 😘😘😘😘

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:11 pm
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    Love it 🀣🀣🀣 & Average Andy of course πŸ₯°

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    Andy you really are loved happy Christmas to everyone in the world i pray for anyone who is suffering today πŸ™

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:16 pm
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    I miss jeannie.. did she quit?

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    One of my most favourite holiday songs.

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    Happy Holidays Ellen and Anndy and Mary and the team I love ya'll and please be super safe okay?
    And most of all Happy Humpday

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:25 pm
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    Andy you are soooo funny and such a great sport. You are such a cutie…

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:34 pm
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    love Andy xo

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:35 pm
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    Terrific! I loved it and I love you, Ellen.

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    Andy is absolutely perfect the way he is. Clumsy, dorky, absolutely lovable.

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  • December 18, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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  • December 18, 2019 at 4:08 pm
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    I’m surprised Andy is still hasn’t quit yet.. lol

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  • December 18, 2019 at 4:09 pm
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    They should have wished him average holidays

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  • December 18, 2019 at 4:13 pm
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    And the best employees award goes to Andy.

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  • December 18, 2019 at 4:22 pm
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    Happy Holidays everyone😘

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  • December 18, 2019 at 4:27 pm
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    I love πŸ’‹β€β€me some Andy…yumπŸ€ͺπŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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  • December 18, 2019 at 4:53 pm
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    Triple aaa average andy's arms

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  • December 18, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  • December 18, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    Where is Gini?

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  • December 18, 2019 at 5:12 pm
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    Thanks Ellen!

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  • December 18, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    Oh my God πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    You have to be a vey bitter person not to love Andy

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  • December 18, 2019 at 5:35 pm
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    πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή Ilove you Ellen

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  • December 18, 2019 at 6:25 pm
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    Andy doesn't look friendly…. he looks serious all the time

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  • December 18, 2019 at 6:52 pm
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    Again another hoot and howl, but I must never forget Andy receives at least a million dollar salary for his position with many "other" things added to his job description. jmo

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  • December 18, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    πŸ’™πŸ’™β€β€πŸ§‘πŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ’›β€πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„

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  • December 18, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    Love Andy

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  • December 18, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    This is great.. I'm howling

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  • December 18, 2019 at 7:15 pm
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    Love u my Elle

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  • December 18, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    Ellen, pay off my debt for Christmas⁉️ 😭😭😭 it’s $3,000 πŸ’–πŸ˜­

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  • December 18, 2019 at 9:15 pm
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    Thank you for this ellen. We need more Average Andy. I love you, your show and what you do. You bring so much happiness to so many people, even at the expense of Andy. Thank you to Andy for going along with it and making us all oh so happy.

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  • December 18, 2019 at 9:16 pm
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    Lool

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  • December 18, 2019 at 10:27 pm
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    Great πŸ‘ was one day day he said to be ellen first Christmas Eve was our first time here he is so kind people are the huge one love playing the first Christmas

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  • December 18, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    Will is more then that

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  • December 18, 2019 at 11:42 pm
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    Holy cow

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  • December 18, 2019 at 11:43 pm
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    Beautiful πŸ™β€οΈ

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  • December 18, 2019 at 11:52 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • December 19, 2019 at 12:33 am
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    I missed most of your shows because of appointment to Dr

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  • December 19, 2019 at 12:35 am
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    I think he is great and will do anything.

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  • December 19, 2019 at 12:40 am
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    pea 2 t o r y AL f g l a v n y i

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  • December 19, 2019 at 1:35 am
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    I like Ellen and andy

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  • December 19, 2019 at 2:32 am
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    I love Andy. He's such a great sport. πŸ˜‚

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  • December 19, 2019 at 3:38 am
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    🀣🀣🀣πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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  • December 19, 2019 at 5:58 am
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    Andy is nice guy.. I love the way how Ellen scarce Andy easily..

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  • December 19, 2019 at 9:50 am
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    My finals also one week away -_-

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  • December 19, 2019 at 10:24 am
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    Good by most good

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  • December 19, 2019 at 10:40 am
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    Is this available on Spotify?

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  • December 19, 2019 at 10:51 am
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    schnaps πŸ˜‚

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  • December 19, 2019 at 11:32 am
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    Who thinks EllenShow is the best show ever hit like

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  • December 19, 2019 at 12:30 pm
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    I love Andy. My Christmas wish is, please do more "Can Andy Say That?".

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  • December 19, 2019 at 12:46 pm
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    No body:
    No one:
    Ellen : hauhauhau
    Audience: *laughs
    Ellen : π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“…π“…'𝓃
    Audience: *laugh

    Me telling a joke and laughing
    My friends : *silence . What is that?

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  • December 19, 2019 at 12:51 pm
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    (*^Ο‰^*)

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  • December 19, 2019 at 2:09 pm
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    OMG I laughed so hard at my desk. Oops.

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  • December 19, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    that is so hilarious u go ellen

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  • December 19, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    If they ever get around to making a live-action "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves", my vote is for Andy playing Bashful.

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  • December 19, 2019 at 2:51 pm
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    πŸ˜‚Oh am addicted to this show πŸ’–

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  • December 19, 2019 at 3:02 pm
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    We love Average Andy; we really do. More LOVE to Andy !!! More Fun Please !!!

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  • December 19, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŒˆβ€πŸ˜Š

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  • December 19, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    Need to call him boring andy

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  • December 19, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    I love Ellen. She is soo generous

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  • December 19, 2019 at 4:27 pm
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    Andy is the bestπŸ”₯β™₯β™₯β™₯

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  • December 19, 2019 at 5:03 pm
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    Andy😍 and ellen😍

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  • December 19, 2019 at 5:53 pm
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    What’s the title of the clip shown at 2:20?

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  • December 19, 2019 at 7:24 pm
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    I can watch this song again and againπŸ˜‚

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  • December 19, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    oh how funny

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  • December 19, 2019 at 7:30 pm
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    Hope Andy gets a good Christmas bonus, He is deserving of it for sure.

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  • December 19, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    2:29 Had me rolling!!!

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  • December 19, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    "I thought that was your BACK!!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬πŸ‘πŸŽ‰

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  • December 19, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    β™₯️β™₯️

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  • December 19, 2019 at 10:46 pm
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    Please put this on iTunes so I can buy it! This is the best Christmas song ever! Please put average Andy’s theme song on iTunes so I can buy it for a ringtone!

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  • December 19, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ bloody brilliant πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  • December 19, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    Im dying from the last one

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  • December 19, 2019 at 11:54 pm
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    I just love Andy ❀️ so much!

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  • December 20, 2019 at 1:08 am
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    Ive been trying and praying to get through to Ellen….. i really would like help reuniting with my daughter that i gave up for adoption 20 years ago……. she found me 2 years ago, but we still have not been able to get together because of our distance and finances………. its my only Christmas wish is to hug my baby girl………. Ellen if you read this…… please help me……. please.

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  • December 20, 2019 at 1:25 am
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    Love it

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  • December 20, 2019 at 1:34 am
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    I'm sorry Andy but this was hilarious and so catchy! 🀣😘

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  • December 20, 2019 at 1:34 am
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    Best Christmas song ever ! πŸ₯°

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  • December 20, 2019 at 2:57 am
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    Andy is the best

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  • December 20, 2019 at 5:29 am
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    Nice one 🀣🀣

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  • December 20, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    Andy is too funny

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  • December 20, 2019 at 7:42 am
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    The ending one was Classic 🀣🀣

    Haww man that would be me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    He’s the best

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  • December 20, 2019 at 2:17 pm
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    Uhhh lol that last one was a little bit too funny πŸ˜‚ average Andy always makes us laugh out loud πŸ˜† Merry Christmas πŸŽ„ 🎁 to all and all a Happy New Year πŸŽŠπŸŽ†πŸŽˆ

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