The Wedding Registry Song

Your big wedding has a lotta lotta getting
of the Items that you’ll need to succeed in life
The nice dishes that you’ll use to make delicious meals And salad spinners pots pans and a paring knife And oyster forks and lemon forks and forks
for hot fondue And blenders, toasters, shower curtains, towels
for the loo And sheets on which your guests all know just
what you’re gonna do All in the Bed the Bath and Beyond The second wedding is the meeting and duetting
of two people who both have way, way, way too many things In order to permit the blending of these piles
of sheets and Pillowcases, dishes, pots and pans, and rings You gotta give away a lot of stuff you did
accrue 2 blenders and 2 vacuums and 2 sets of curtains
too And it’s tacky asking people twice to give
more stuff to you All for the Bed, the Bath and Beyond Your third wedding sees your registry at Walgreens (laughter)
Are you ready? For a good supply of Polygrip and Lipitor
A big walk-in tub that’s perfect for two people And an IHOP gift certificate and not much more Those special “extra body scans”And cases full of wine
Some tickets to the playhouse And fuzzy slippers fine
And just 2 Costco coffins (cuz they come in sets of 9)
All for the Bed, the Bath and Beyond!

4 thoughts on “The Wedding Registry Song

  • January 6, 2014 at 6:50 am

    You are the best guys!! 🙂

  • February 4, 2014 at 5:10 am

    Wow- this is truly one of your funniest pieces yet! I listen to it over and over again and laugh ever time! Thank you!

  • October 13, 2015 at 1:03 am

    Nobody says it better, makes me feel sad for the rest…nobody does it half as good as you…Ricciardi's you're the best!

  • October 3, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Of course, there's always a fully paid for storage unit so you can stash your extra toasters et al for use by the children getting close to college age or ready to set up their own households.


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