The Hunger Games Musical: Mockingjay Parody – Peeta’s Song


>>♪ DISTRICT 12. ♪ ♪ KATNISS EVERDEEN IS DYIN’. ♪ ♪ SO HUNGRY SHE’S ♪ ♪ NO LONGER TRYIN’. ♪ ♪ WELL HONEY LOOK AROUND. ♪ ♪ ‘CAUSE PEETA SEES ♪ ♪ A HOTTIE TO SAVE. ♪ ♪ AND HIS MAMA DON’T LIKE IT, ♪ ♪ BUT PEETA’S SO BRAVE. ♪ ♪ TAKES A GOOD LOAF O’ BREAD ♪ ♪ AND HE BURNS IT BLACK. ♪ ♪ THROWS IT IN THE MUD. ♪ ♪ GIRL, ♪ ♪ I GOT YO BACK. ♪ ♪ YEAH. ♪ ♪ JUST A LITTLE FAVOR FOR THE ♪ ♪ CHICK HE DIGS AND BY THE WAY ♪ ♪ HE GAVE HALF TO THE PIGS. ♪ ♪ CATCHIN’ FIRE. ♪ ♪ KATNISS GOIN’ BACK ♪ ♪ TO THE GAMES. ♪ ♪ GIRL NEEDS AN ALLY, ♪ ♪ HERE’S THE NEXT NAME. ♪ ♪ IT’S HAYMITCH. ♪ ♪ THE VICTOR OF THE ♪ ♪ LAST QUARTER QUELL. ♪ ♪ COULD THERE BE A ♪ ♪ BETTER ALLY THAN HIM? ♪ ♪ PRAY TELL. ♪ ♪ HE’S STUDIED THE GAMES ♪ ♪ THE PAST 25 YEARS. ♪>>I’LL SAVE YOU, KATNISS.>>♪ PEETA VOLUNTEERS! ♪>>♪ KATNISS SHOULD ♪ ♪ BE ON TEAM PEETA. ♪ ♪ OH. ♪ ♪ HE’S SLIGHTLY USELESS, ♪ ♪ BUT THERE’S NO ONE SWEETER. ♪ ♪ NO! ♪ ♪ HE’S LIKE A CUTE LITTLE DOG ♪ ♪ WITH A CAMOUFLAGED HEAD. ♪ ♪ GIRLS CAN’T RESIST THE ♪ ♪ BOY WITH THE BREAD. ♪>>♪ YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ STRATEGY PEETA WILL TRY, ♪ ♪ LIKE JOINING THE CAREERS, ♪ ♪ OR CRAWLING AWAY TO DIE. ♪ ♪ UNPREDICTABLE, ♪ ♪ HE AIN’T TYPICAL. ♪ ♪ OK, ♪ ♪ IN LOOKS AND FIGHTING ♪ ♪ I GUESS HE’S TYPICAL. ♪ ♪ UH! ♪ ♪ FOG ALMOST KILLED ‘EM. ♪ ♪ MAGS GAVE HER LIFE FOR ‘EM. ♪ ♪ MONKEY ALMOST KILLED ‘EM. ♪ ♪ MORPHLING GAVE ♪ ♪ HER LIFE FOR ‘EM. ♪ ♪ WOUNDS ALMOST KILLED ‘EM. ♪ ♪ KATNISS RISKED ♪ ♪ HER LIFE FOR ‘EM. ♪ ♪ A REAL MAN’S NOT AFRAID ♪ ♪ TO LET WOMEN DIE FOR ‘EM. ♪>>♪ PEETA REALLY OUGHT ♪ ♪ TO GET THE GIRL, ♪ ♪ YEAH! ♪ ♪ HE’S GOOD AT BEING CUTE ♪ ♪ AND HIDING LIKE A SQUIRREL, ♪ ♪ AND HE’S NOT ASHAMED ♪ ♪ TO BE VULNERABLE, ♪ ♪ OR HELPLESS, ♪ ♪ OR DEAD. ♪ ♪ GIRL, DON’T FRIEND-ZONE ♪ ♪ THE BOY WITH THE BREAD. ♪>>♪ PEETA GOES AFTER ♪ ♪ THE THINGS HE WANTS, ♪ ♪ AIN’T NO OBSTACLE’S TOO MUCH ♪ ♪ THE MAN BLOWS FORCE-FIELDS ♪ ♪ JUST TO GET CPR ♪ ♪ BECAUSE HIS LOVE ♪ ♪ LANGUAGE IS TOUCH. ♪ ♪ THROWS LARGE WEIGHTS ♪ ♪ WHEREVER HE AIMS, ♪ ♪ A POWER SO SPECIAL, ♪ ♪ NEVER USED IT IN THE GAMES. ♪ ♪ HE’S A HOSTAGE NOW, ♪ ♪ AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU ♪ ♪ MISS HIM. ♪ ♪ PEETA’S YOUR BOO, ♪ ♪ NOW LEAN DOWN AND KISS HIM! ♪>>♪ PEETA WINS YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ BY BEING PLEASANT, ♪ ♪ OH, ♪ ♪ LIKE THAT ONE TIME ♪ ♪ HE TOLD THE WORLD, ♪ ♪ “HEY GUYS, ♪ ♪ SHE’S PREGNANT!” ♪ ♪ WHOA! ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW SOME ♪ ♪ FOLKS WILL SAY, ♪ ♪ CHOOSE THE HOT ONE INSTEAD. ♪ ♪ GIRL, DON’T PASS UP THE ♪ ♪ BOY WITH THE BREAD. ♪ ♪ BOY HAS GOT YOUR BACK! ♪>>CAREFUL, THERE’S A FORCE-FIELD BACK THERE.>>♪ TEAM PEETA! ♪>>WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?>>♪ TEAM PEETA! ♪>>KATNISS, GO, GET OUT OF HERE, GO.>>♪ TEAM PEETA! ♪>>I WATCHED YOU GO HOME EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY.>>♪ TEAM PEETA! ♪

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