“The Hot Tub Song” – JT The Piano Man (Adult Humour)


Hi I’m JT
Welcome to The Piano Bar This song is called The Hot Tub Song What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot
tub Secrets are safe with me
Forget all your troubles in champagne and bubbles
Move over closer to me Now call it mid life crisis, but the wife
wanted spices To hot up our sex life
So we bought ourselves a hot tub to get ourselves all loved up
And make some new friends at night So I plugged the thing in, got the water to
spin And put champagne on ice
Soon it was hot, so ready or not We made the plunge of our lives What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot
tub Secrets are safe with me
Forget all your troubles in champagne and bubbles
Move over closer to me Now Brian and Stacey, who looked rather racey!
Came over to socialize I knew I was in trouble, before even bubbles
When wife had that look in her eye See Brian was fat, not the slim sexy chap
He’d e-mailed the week before He looked a lot older, his head somehow balder
She showed them both to the door What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot
tub Secrets are safe with me
Forget all your troubles in champagne and bubbles
Move over closer to me Now Bob and Charlene, who looked quite charming
Made it to hot tub stage (woo!) Closer we giggled, and closer we wriggled
And clearly too much champagne As couples we rocked, the girls took off their
tops We cheered as glasses chinked
And then on my thigh, a hand passing by To my horror Bob turned and winked! What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot
tub Secrets are safe with me
Forget all your troubles in champagne and bubbles
Move over closer to me Now Moya and Bryce, they seemed rather nice
Ticked all of our boxes and more My wife became daring, at the thought of us
sharing She said “This time…it’s happening for sure” But Bryce and Moya they called themselves
voyeurs And wanted us just to stare
They kissed and they cuddled, while our heads just muddled
Wondering why we were there! What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot
tub Secrets are safe with me
Forget all your troubles in champagne and bubbles
Move over closer to me Some call it swinging, but we never swang
From the beginning, we never got that hot tub thang
And now it’s time to accept, unplug and drain the dregs
But my wife said ” Hey..maybe just one more time”
And she gave me that sexy look in her eye! But… What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot
tub Secrets are safe with me
Forget all your troubles in champagne and bubbles
Move over closer to me Yeah…What happens in the hot tub stays in
the hot tub Secrets are safe with me
Forget all your troubles in champagne and bubbles
Move over closer to me Forget all your troubles in champagne and
bubbles Move over closer to me

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