A General Election was finally called I think you know where told them to go We won’t need to hear from them ever again From Tony Blair John Major Jon Bercow I can’t tell you how much pleasure it gives me to say that Jo Swinson
LOL All the MPs who switched parties without holding a bi-election Chuka Umana Sarah Wollastan Anna Soubry (not a Nazi) All the MPs who did the opposite of what they promised in their manifestos Dominic Grieve David Gauke Philip Hammond Oliver Letwin Ed Vaizey – dick All those patronising Labour MPs who know so much better than you Emily Thornberry Diane Abbot Jess Philips That weird one with glasses Jeremy Corbyn (oh, bless) Hilary Benn
Hilary’s a girl’s name. What’s that all about? The civil service The Bank of England The People’s Vote The EU Guy Verhofstad Emmanuel Macron Most of Hackney Bent judges The commentariat James O’Brien Jolyon Moron The BBC Andrew Marr Femi Weirdo Aaron Bastani Gina Miller All the celebrities Hugh Grant Gay Lineker Lily Allen Steve Coogan Nish Kumar Lord Adonis Who the fuck’s he anyway? The British told you fuck off. 17 million fuck-offs!