How To Write A POP Song!


Hi, I’m Stevie T, and today we’re going to be writing a pop song together like friends! Now, I’ve covered writing songs in a lot of other different genres, but today we’re really scraping the bottom of the piss bowl! with pop music. What is pop music? Pop music is ass! No, what pop music is, is short for popular music. Pop music speaks to the masses because it’s so simplistic and easy. Now, if you don’t have any musical talent can’t sing, can’t play an instrument can’t write music, it’s your lucky day. because you’re a perfect candidate to be a pop star! and you have just as much chances of succeeding in music as the rest of us do. One thing I’ve noticed about more modern-day pop music is that it’s not really about the music, it’s more about a simple, repetitive beat that you can dance to and lyrics that are really simplistic and easy to sing along to. Just to demonstrate the level of ability between pop music and other genres I’m gonna play a part of a metal song and we’ll see how hard that is compared to playing part of a pop song. Alright, so now I’m gonna play part of a pop song We’ll see which one takes more talent. Well, there you have it, folks! That’s not a song, that’s a loop! Yeah! Don’t it make you wanna get down? All right, so now, let’s write a pop song! All right, so the first step in writting pop music Is you’re gonna grab your guitar and you-… Grab your guitar? Oops! Totally forgot! We’re writting pop music! Won’t be needing this! That’s right folks! Say hello to your new instrument of choice For making pop music The computer All right, so now I’m on my instrument of choice. The computer! And now we’re going to write a pop song! All right, so for pop music you have to choice Between four different drum beats First drum beat: boots Beat #2: bumps and bruises Drum choice #3: boots cats And lastly, choice #4 for drum beats: Boots tity cats All right so there is your choices for drum beats And, through one song you can change the drum beat only twice You can use “boots” for the verse and “boots tity cats” for the chorus for example All right so I’ve got my recording program open Now we’re gonna create some drums here So, there is our kick Kick, hi-hat, snare… And now we repeat this phrase over and over And over and over again Yeah! So there we go! Now we have our drums! It’s actually even easier than this I am actually building the drums myself But a lot of programs comes with already made Drum clips that you can pull in You don’t even need to make the drums anymore I mean, you may think this is way too simplistic But this is pop music! I mean You could basically set up a microphone in a public restroom And that would be considered a song! All right, so now we need our synth So for the synth just a 3 chord progression maximum Don’t try to get all fancy, this is not progressive pop! You can see why you don’t have be musically inclined To write music anymore So here is our song son far All right! There we go! There is a #1 hit! It’s already made. So let’s copy and paste that Just a simple verse-chorus-verse-chorus progression And you’re sold! And follow very closely to that song structure too! It’s against the rules to stray from that! Verse-chorus-verse-chorus got it!? I guess now we need some lyrics All right, for lyrical inspiration I brought up lyrics to an already made pop song So let’s see I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and… Forth, I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth Man! That must have taken them a lot time to write this! All right, I wrote my own lyrics now, since I’ve got the inspiration And remember, we’re writting pop here It doesn’t need to be deep The lyrics doesn’t even have to make sense grammaticly As long as people can sing it! That’s all that really matters! So here is my lyrics so far I got my hands in the A-er Instead of air, clever! Eye got’s my moves on the dance floor Instead of “I got my moves on the dance floor” Because that would make too much sense Eyes got that swag I’m higher that a motherf*cker! These are some deep lyrics Oh my god! It’s so beautiful It really hits you right here In the boob! Those aren’t lyrics! Those are things drunk people say! Ok, now remember, for the chorus, very important The lyrics for the chorus must have a maximum of 5 words Because any more than 5 words, that would take too much brainpower to memorize Today’s society can’t handle that! And you want to keep your songs somewhere around the 3-min-or-even-less mark I mean, Dreamtheater writting 10 minute songs C’mon, don’t you guys wanna succed? So now I present to you, my song aptly tittled: generic pop song Oh! And I’m sure there are pop stars out there Who would want to steal my little song we just made Well, if you do, I will sue you Under code 136, which clearly states: Thou will not steal crappy music! Well, there you have it everyone! Not very hard to write a pop song after all! But seriously, anyone who likes pop music I’m not insulting you, we all have our own different tastes And it’s not your fault you like crappy music Got you! I’m just kidding! I’m kidding! Jeez! I guess that’s all for today Until next time I’ll see you later Bye!

36 thoughts on “How To Write A POP Song!

  • October 19, 2019 at 11:08 am
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    I got an advert using the song Revenge creeper Awman go figure the best Pop Song Ever

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  • October 19, 2019 at 12:19 pm
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    Find a girlfriend name's Cathy just to sing the “generic pop song"

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:30 pm
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    This should be pop metal lol!

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  • October 20, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    I enjoyed your song

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  • October 20, 2019 at 11:38 pm
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    Pop music is awful

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  • October 21, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    3:41

    8:14

    ..what?

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  • October 21, 2019 at 7:01 am
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    7:11
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    Take them for free

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  • October 21, 2019 at 11:59 am
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    He could get a girl easily but he chooses not to.

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  • October 21, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    pop culture are suckkkkkkk 💩

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  • October 22, 2019 at 12:34 am
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    Mind if I ask which program where you using?

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  • October 22, 2019 at 8:59 pm
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    am I the only 11 yr old who listens to mettle

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  • October 22, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    Elton John was pop (not rock) and he used an instrument

    Good video though

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  • October 24, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    That into sounded like chills

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  • October 25, 2019 at 8:23 am
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    1:50 poor dogs😂😂

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  • October 26, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    What do use to make music

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  • October 27, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    This song is catchy
    My girlfriend's name is Cathy

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  • October 28, 2019 at 8:07 pm
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    this really doesnt sound like pop, im not defending pop its trash but that doesnt sound like pop

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  • October 29, 2019 at 7:47 pm
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    Jaime Altozano version Yanquee

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  • October 29, 2019 at 9:54 pm
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    Rap is worst

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  • October 30, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    My favorite genre is classic rock, but 2 people I don't mind listening to is Michael Jackson and Bruno Mars.

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  • November 2, 2019 at 6:08 am
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    You forgot the overemphasized millennial whoop.

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  • November 2, 2019 at 1:44 pm
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    That's a Richard Benson beat right there

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  • November 2, 2019 at 4:11 pm
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    0:46 this would make a great gif

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  • November 3, 2019 at 1:54 am
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    Now ya know where “this song is catchy” ect in “Girls Hate Metal!” video :3

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  • November 6, 2019 at 1:53 am
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    Prog pop for short

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  • November 6, 2019 at 4:33 pm
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    If this ain’t me mocking my sis

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  • November 7, 2019 at 8:42 am
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    🤔🤔🤔Is there any actually complicated pop songs?

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  • November 10, 2019 at 10:47 am
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    This song is better Than many real Pop songs

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  • November 10, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    Back in the 80s, pop music were awesome!
    Now: -_-

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  • November 10, 2019 at 7:34 pm
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    The word pop comes from Poop💩
    and popstars means poop stars💩

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  • November 11, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    Pop music is ass

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  • November 11, 2019 at 3:10 am
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    4 minute song Queen song
    Me: I love this
    Pop people: what the hell is this it’s way to long

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  • November 11, 2019 at 12:28 pm
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    @SteveTerreberry: just follow Alex Hefner and you'll get all the dope hip hop you never wanted to hear 🙁

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  • November 11, 2019 at 12:33 pm
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    1:50 I want these doggos! O_O

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  • November 11, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    Steve T: tries to parody how shitty most pop songs are
    accidentally makes a better pop song than most popula pop singers

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  • November 12, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    Dumbass old people: Metal doesn't require any talent, calalalala!!!!
    Metal: 1:13

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  • November 12, 2019 at 5:38 pm
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    I am a male and a Metalhead, so trust me when I say Billie Eyelash (Forgot her actual last name sry) is the ONLY good pop artist.

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