Funny Rap Songs Video


Every day after I wake up from my nap I go to the garage to pick out a cap I wear an orange shirt and blue pants I like to go outside and water my plants Green stuff like cucumbers as you can see I hate junk food I only eat healthy I don’t like sports, but I love croquet So good I’ll show you up any given day When I drive my car, I sit close up I aint going no where until you buckle up I am so cool, I am the man I pick up tons of girls in this gold mini van If it’s paper or plastic, don’t throw it out I love to recycle, it’s what I’m about Even though many of you think I’m a nerd I am always up for a good crossword Knitting is another hobby of mine And sipping lemonade feels so fine I got a friend that think he’s so cool But I straighten him out because he’s just a fool I’m not fancy, don’t need a cell phone When I make a call, I still hear a dial tone A real man can wash his own clothes This guy is mixing colors, he just blows Tv and video games are bad for the mind A game like Scrabble will help you unwind Finally, when drinking from a cup Use a coaster so I don’t have to clean up.

100 thoughts on “Funny Rap Songs Video

  • January 8, 2010 at 4:27 am
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    not funny at all

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  • January 13, 2010 at 8:47 pm
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    just plain sad

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  • January 15, 2010 at 2:26 pm
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    U cannot hate on this dude, this shit was tight

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  • January 18, 2010 at 9:19 pm
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    stick to ur day job

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  • January 26, 2010 at 8:21 pm
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    If you eat health how come u kinda fat??

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  • January 26, 2010 at 10:29 pm
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    Hahahaha that Is awesome plz make more

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  • January 27, 2010 at 3:17 am
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    your boring your shit puts me to sleep some one should cut out your neck

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  • January 31, 2010 at 6:18 pm
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    =)

    + i ment to say ''If you eat healthily, how come u kinda fat??''

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  • February 7, 2010 at 4:16 am
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    Ok in the beggining it says he only eats healthy….

    THEN WHY IS HE SOOOOOOOO FAT

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  • February 7, 2010 at 10:10 pm
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    bad ass

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  • February 11, 2010 at 4:43 am
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    lol wow

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  • February 15, 2010 at 6:02 am
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    wow when this guy get a girl he doesnt need to have his balls taken away from him he'll give it to her nicely sealed in a recycled bag
    xD

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  • February 18, 2010 at 8:13 am
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    this guy is so gansta

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  • February 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm
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    wicked video
    this reminds me of a hilarious music video about bulimia that i found… it's pissing off some people, but i think it's effin great and funny

    It's called "The Bulimia Anorexia Song" and it's in my favourites…

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  • March 2, 2010 at 8:03 pm
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    haha, its so lame its funny.

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  • March 3, 2010 at 10:08 pm
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    You said that on another music video.

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  • March 3, 2010 at 11:57 pm
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    yeah… because it's true

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  • March 20, 2010 at 7:09 am
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    Lmao

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  • March 20, 2010 at 10:19 am
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    it was funny.

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  • March 28, 2010 at 5:17 am
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    Lol that guy seems like a pimp xD lmao

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  • April 6, 2010 at 2:14 am
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    funny shit boys lol

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  • April 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm
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    WTF collective is so much better than this shit.

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  • May 11, 2010 at 11:03 am
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    OMG you suck at life man

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  • May 16, 2010 at 4:41 pm
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    @footballfullback lol =D thats wierd.

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  • May 21, 2010 at 1:34 am
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    depressing

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  • May 23, 2010 at 3:21 am
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    it would be funny if it had a different voice

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  • May 23, 2010 at 8:52 pm
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    lol I think you're cool, dude 😀

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  • May 28, 2010 at 6:17 pm
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    Too freaking funny

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  • May 31, 2010 at 12:09 pm
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    I LOVE THIS RAP!<3

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  • June 4, 2010 at 10:18 am
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    is this supose to make me laugh?…..

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  • June 19, 2010 at 11:05 am
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    that was something

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  • June 28, 2010 at 4:18 pm
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    LOL, it's funny because you suck.

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  • July 13, 2010 at 2:00 am
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    na sori not 4 me

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  • July 21, 2010 at 3:27 am
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    thatt was bad

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  • July 23, 2010 at 1:45 am
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    this is gay as shit

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  • July 23, 2010 at 9:09 pm
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    i <3 this song

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  • August 8, 2010 at 11:16 pm
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    D-U-M-B….

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  • August 17, 2010 at 7:12 pm
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    I just couldnt finish watching..i fell asleep.

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  • August 20, 2010 at 4:58 pm
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    bite me!

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  • August 22, 2010 at 6:15 am
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    I COULD NOT LIVE WITH THOSE CONDETIONS

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  • September 3, 2010 at 10:35 am
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    OMG MAN HOW DO U LIVE JUNK FOOD IS MY LIFE, but i make sure to jog later.

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  • September 13, 2010 at 1:50 am
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    the best thing about this viedo is when its over lol….

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  • September 26, 2010 at 12:22 am
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    the beat and song could be a little faster. other than that nice job.

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  • September 30, 2010 at 12:47 am
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    nice rap song zezima, keep it up

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  • October 14, 2010 at 12:28 am
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    fuk you bitch
    kiss my ass

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  • October 19, 2010 at 3:08 am
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    YeeeEEeeEEEEeeeeeeEEEeeee!

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  • November 7, 2010 at 2:26 am
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    what a neat freak this blows this suck i hate this who agrees

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  • November 9, 2010 at 2:49 am
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    dey lied 2 meh…diz shit aint funny at all….itz juss plain fuckin retarted!!!!!

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  • November 11, 2010 at 6:05 pm
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    i think u were trippin balls high when u made this song

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  • November 21, 2010 at 11:33 pm
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    these peope need a hobby

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  • December 4, 2010 at 10:59 pm
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    gay

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  • December 5, 2010 at 5:12 am
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    wow mad guy

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  • December 7, 2010 at 10:40 pm
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    he is a nerd but i likes the song 😎

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  • December 28, 2010 at 3:47 am
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    how the hell did this get so many veiws?

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  • January 2, 2011 at 8:45 am
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    wow, just,……………wow. :/

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  • January 13, 2011 at 3:10 am
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    328 people… have lives

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  • January 24, 2011 at 9:19 pm
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    was OK

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  • January 24, 2011 at 10:46 pm
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    WTF?!?
    not funny 😐

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  • February 7, 2011 at 7:22 pm
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    Nice

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  • February 14, 2011 at 5:59 am
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    This guy looks like zezima

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  • February 26, 2011 at 2:09 am
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    400,00 views? really?

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  • March 5, 2011 at 2:43 am
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    this is so funny you guys hating it are retarded

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  • March 22, 2011 at 6:56 pm
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    @IvAnnAPErEz143 shut the fuck up u dont even have a life your on the internet all day making stupid comments on other peoples video.. you cant even rap at least this guy`s got balls to put it up on youtube good on ya @funnyd00ds keep it up…… @IvAnnAPErEz143 next time stop making stupid comments on others

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  • March 31, 2011 at 9:57 am
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    this is y pple dont rapping when sleep T_T …U cannot rap for save ur life

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  • April 19, 2011 at 11:40 pm
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    🙁 did not liked it

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  • May 8, 2011 at 10:13 am
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    haters dont have humor!!! this is awesome

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  • May 22, 2011 at 10:16 pm
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    LAME.

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  • May 27, 2011 at 5:29 am
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    @IvAnnAPErEz143 No one asked you to watch the whole thing.

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  • June 18, 2011 at 3:58 am
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    youtube.com/watch?v=d8JmjJtDPh4

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  • July 2, 2011 at 1:16 am
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    sucks man

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  • July 2, 2011 at 1:47 pm
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    Cappity crap

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  • July 17, 2011 at 2:29 am
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    that was funny

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  • September 22, 2011 at 12:31 am
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    @psycobillysutter I saw this TWO YEARS AGO!

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  • September 24, 2011 at 4:16 pm
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    his kids are gonna hate him

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  • September 28, 2011 at 12:00 am
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    @psycobillysutter i wached it 3 years ago toooooooooooooooo

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  • September 28, 2011 at 12:01 am
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    i wathed it 2years ago tooooooooo

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  • September 30, 2011 at 9:45 pm
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    this is not funny its boring

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  • December 2, 2011 at 3:08 am
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    STUPID

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  • December 3, 2011 at 7:15 pm
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    well some1 has way to much time on their hands…

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  • December 18, 2011 at 10:20 pm
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    DUMB

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  • December 18, 2011 at 10:22 pm
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    @bigsodaable You need to check your spelling

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  • December 20, 2011 at 3:27 am
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    That was pretty good and really people need to calm down its just a joke 😀

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  • December 20, 2011 at 6:31 am
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    I REMEMBER THIS 😀 XD 🙂

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  • January 4, 2012 at 1:37 am
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    wow hicks now and days

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  • January 5, 2012 at 12:26 am
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    epic waste of my time! do people like, not have anything to do these days or something??

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  • February 29, 2012 at 1:10 am
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    this shit isnt funny its stupid
    thumbs down

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  • March 19, 2012 at 5:38 am
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    •why do ya need so many caps!? i just want one. a green one.
    •who doesn't love sports? I love tennis, even though i only know how to juggle the balls
    •why spend time gardening when you can join a track team and race the worlds fastest, me!
    •what do ya have against video games?! And who doesn't love to watch river monsters?
    •i mix up all my colors when I do laundry and nothing happens. Sorting takes too long.
    That's just my opinion thumbs up and reply if u agree

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  • March 19, 2012 at 5:40 am
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    And what, no CANDY!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

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  • April 5, 2012 at 3:00 pm
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    im against rap now.

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  • May 26, 2012 at 6:48 pm
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    Gayish but cool

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  • July 20, 2012 at 11:43 pm
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    Fuck PlayStation! They get hacked all the time. Get a new gen Xbox.

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  • September 20, 2012 at 10:44 am
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    I think you commented on the wrong video.

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  • December 1, 2012 at 7:01 am
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    that was so stupid!

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  • December 8, 2012 at 9:46 pm
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    Xbox is fucking wrong it sucks dick

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  • March 29, 2014 at 8:47 am
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    Cool vid man

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  • February 2, 2018 at 8:23 am
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    I saw this EIGHT YEARS AGO!

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  • September 8, 2018 at 10:26 pm
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    I feel like i just stepped in time

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