Boxman 2.0 (Official Music Video)


The Cat in the Hat got fat in a mat. Shut Up! Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day, The wind blows and I return a man’s toupé I hold the door open for the man and his wife. Blue skies are the best time of my… Goddamnit, Boxman! No one wants to hear you sing that stupid girly song! Sing something BETTER! I’m a nice guy and get nothing in return! But cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt! By the way, saying “Good game” doesn’t mean it’s okay. Guy-on-guy, butt slapping’s really gay! No, that’s not me now! I’m Boxman: Version 2 Out with the old box, in with the new-new! Don’t expect a dance from me that’s so overplayed! Boxman Dance time won’t get me laid! The old me would be polite and hold open doors! Not the new me, I’ll walk past cause I’m hardcore! Hand me that paper! No, I won’t say please! Because I’m a BAMF like Sue from Glee! Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips? Why not combine the two? Purple is hip! Let’s see that dinosaur’s gang operation! (He’s a Boxman: Version 2) (Everything you know about him is now untrue!) (He’s a Boxman, 2.0) (He’s really badass like G.I. Joe!) (He’s a Boxman, in a gang!) (They make him do things that are insane!) (He’s a Boxman as you can see,) (Breakin’ that table was so real mean!) So maybe gang life ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, hanging out with old men who live at home just ain’t for me. Oops! Forgot to wear my undies! They all saw my box butt and make fun of me! Stop, everybody put your hands in the air. There’s a gang affair going on in here. I’m aware. Holy f*cking sh*t, I’m f*cking out of here, man! I had nothing to do with any of their plans! Whoa, oh my God, dude. What the hell’s all this? Gangs playing Pokemon? You can’t be serious Hey, is that a Snorlax? That card is super cool. I’ll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo and Tentacruel! Now I’m a box living in the box on the street. All cause’ I wanted street cred from the industry. I don’t care if people don’t like what they see! If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree! (He’s a Boxman: Version 2) (Everything you knew about him’s now untrue) (He’s a Boxman 2.0) (He really likes the Cosby Show!) (He’s a Boxman, the best now! Doesn’t try to act like the rest of the crowd!) (He’s a Boxman, now he’s cleaner) (But if you’re a prick, he’ll kick you in the wiener!) Thanks for subscribing and download the song! You should watch the bloopers at Smosh.com I wish I had something else to say! That rap sucks.

100 thoughts on “Boxman 2.0 (Official Music Video)

  • December 23, 2018 at 12:51 pm
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    Anyone remember the older box man music

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  • December 26, 2018 at 2:50 pm
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    Box Man 2: Box Bloke

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  • December 28, 2018 at 3:17 pm
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    Wow this is fucking OG… back in time being 14

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  • December 31, 2018 at 5:09 pm
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    Pridicted marshmallow

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  • January 7, 2019 at 10:17 am
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    i love boxman he fart so funny haha

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  • January 23, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    I was 5 when. This came out😮😮😮

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  • January 27, 2019 at 1:46 am
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    The cat in the hat got fat in a mat

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  • February 10, 2019 at 1:27 pm
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    Bitch lasagna

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  • February 15, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    HES A BOXMAAAAAAAAAN VERSION TWO! EVERYTHING YOU KNEW ABOUT HIM IS NOW UNTRUE!!!!

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  • February 23, 2019 at 12:40 pm
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    The rhymes in this are pretty sick tbh xD

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  • February 23, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    Back to my childhood

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  • February 25, 2019 at 8:22 am
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    Ripperoni

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  • February 25, 2019 at 4:48 pm
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    The Glory Days Of Smosh who’s here in 2019??

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  • March 4, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    Their is a blue and red gang the grapes

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  • March 5, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    2019 anyone?

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  • March 6, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    1:39, 3:04…. That punch: that kick (in the dick).. Anthony is a action man

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  • March 11, 2019 at 2:28 am
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    9 years later brings back memories

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  • March 18, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    remember seeing this in flipnotes

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  • March 18, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    Boxman 3: Dubstep
    Boxman 4: Vaporwave

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  • March 19, 2019 at 2:14 pm
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    Boy this is a OG for youtube. Not just smosh. This and nice guys by nigahiga

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  • March 20, 2019 at 12:20 pm
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    I thought that this song was pretty cool when i was 14

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  • March 24, 2019 at 8:51 pm
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    :))

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  • March 31, 2019 at 12:08 pm
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    when your mom gets you the wrong flavor go gurt

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  • April 9, 2019 at 9:04 am
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    0:10 Anyone saw the string that pulled it off? Or do you need eye surgery XD

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  • April 10, 2019 at 6:50 pm
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    9 years fucking hell …

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  • April 16, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    April 15, 2019 Gang

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  • April 22, 2019 at 12:33 am
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    2:14 the Anthony gang member is gone from the table

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  • April 26, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    Man, I feel old.

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  • April 28, 2019 at 12:55 am
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    The real Marshmello 🔥

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  • April 29, 2019 at 3:12 am
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    9 years ago wow…

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  • May 2, 2019 at 7:27 pm
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    Imagine the outrage if they made that gay joke today. 😂 Back when YouTube was safe from the big cooperations 😭

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  • May 15, 2019 at 1:37 am
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    Bro 9 years ago.. brought back so many old memories of watching this in middle school with my old friends feel old now

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  • May 15, 2019 at 2:07 pm
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    2019 anyone?

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  • May 21, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    Real internet gurus remember

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  • May 23, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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    2020 checking in

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  • May 24, 2019 at 6:47 am
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    The Cosby Show line didn't age well at all.

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  • May 25, 2019 at 11:31 am
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    This song is still boppin' in 2019

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  • May 26, 2019 at 9:44 am
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    Is he the boxman

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  • May 28, 2019 at 1:32 am
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    Its Been 9 Years 😂

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  • May 29, 2019 at 8:24 am
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    2:03 I'm just addicted to Ian saying
    "stop everybody put your hands in the air"

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  • May 30, 2019 at 11:52 pm
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    that Cosby joke didn't age well

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    Why are they actually spitting bars

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  • June 5, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    3rd grade shit

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  • June 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    Shit 10 yrs

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  • June 12, 2019 at 2:30 am
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    Good times 🙁

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  • June 17, 2019 at 2:37 am
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    Anyone 2019

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  • June 18, 2019 at 6:39 pm
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    Ah great memories

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  • June 18, 2019 at 8:11 pm
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    Damn it’s been 9 years

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  • June 21, 2019 at 6:52 am
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    At first there were 3 dudes at the table during the gang affair then there were 2 🤔 stay woke people

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  • June 25, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    Ay who here?

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  • June 25, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    This was the very first Smosh video I ever watched!

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  • July 8, 2019 at 3:49 pm
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    I feel bad for him his table wasnfixed he was so happy then broken

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  • July 8, 2019 at 6:44 pm
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    Somehow this sequel lived up to the hype of the original. A seemingly impossible feat

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  • July 13, 2019 at 2:04 am
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    Who here 2019 july? Anyone? Just me? Aite..

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  • July 13, 2019 at 10:29 pm
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    2019 anyone?

    9 years old…wow

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  • July 15, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    Son I remember this when I was 11 now I'm 22

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  • July 18, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    Flipnote anyone?

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  • July 18, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    2:02 flipnote studios

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  • July 28, 2019 at 6:51 am
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    Because I’m a Banphf Like Sue frm GLee🚮

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  • July 28, 2019 at 12:54 pm
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    One day one day smosh will return to it's old days

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  • July 29, 2019 at 5:23 pm
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    The first ever incel.

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  • July 29, 2019 at 7:43 pm
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    Summer of 2019? Anyone

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  • July 30, 2019 at 9:50 am
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    9 years and i still have the words memorized (':

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  • August 2, 2019 at 1:06 am
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    Boxman 3.0 but its mumble rap

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  • August 4, 2019 at 5:09 am
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    9 years ago 2010 Its BEEN 9 MINS SINCE THE VID WAS POSTED

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    I miss old smosh

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    Damn I feel old

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:36 am
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    Who know boxman 2.0 had a sick beat

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  • August 15, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    Nostalgic!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    This is the first Smosh video to use 60 FPS

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:03 am
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    I wish I was here when smosh was good also turn playback speed to 2x

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  • August 22, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    Almost a decade eh?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    Out with the old, in with the new

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  • September 16, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    Last

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  • September 18, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    What year i have stumbled upon

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:53 am
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    2019 anyone?

    No? Ok

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  • September 19, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    YouTube is getting comfortable with 15s ads

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  • September 22, 2019 at 1:52 am
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    Cousin?

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  • September 25, 2019 at 9:34 am
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    2019 ?

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  • September 26, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    2012 me is screaming

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  • September 27, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    here in 2019

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:47 am
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    Watching this in 2019.. I cri

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  • October 10, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    i would have listened to his "gay" song

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  • October 12, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    Box Man was epic

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  • October 16, 2019 at 8:48 pm
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    wow….9 years already…

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  • October 19, 2019 at 6:25 pm
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    Never forget where we came from.

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  • October 21, 2019 at 2:57 pm
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    So Boxman decided to join the Ballas?

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  • October 22, 2019 at 8:21 am
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    Flipnote introduced me to Smosh

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  • October 27, 2019 at 2:40 pm
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    The last of boxman 🙁

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  • November 3, 2019 at 2:10 pm
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    9 years ago. Damn im old

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  • November 6, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    Imagine your driving, you look out the window, and……….

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  • November 27, 2019 at 7:08 pm
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    If they got beef with me… they can go hump a tree! Best line

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  • December 5, 2019 at 1:49 am
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    2019…. anyone?

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