The Cat in the Hat got fat in a mat. Shut Up! Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day, The wind blows and I return a man’s toupé I hold the door open for the man and his wife. Blue skies are the best time of my… Goddamnit, Boxman! No one wants to hear you sing that stupid girly song! Sing something BETTER! I’m a nice guy and get nothing in return! But cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt! By the way, saying “Good game” doesn’t mean it’s okay. Guy-on-guy, butt slapping’s really gay! No, that’s not me now! I’m Boxman: Version 2 Out with the old box, in with the new-new! Don’t expect a dance from me that’s so overplayed! Boxman Dance time won’t get me laid! The old me would be polite and hold open doors! Not the new me, I’ll walk past cause I’m hardcore! Hand me that paper! No, I won’t say please! Because I’m a BAMF like Sue from Glee! Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips? Why not combine the two? Purple is hip! Let’s see that dinosaur’s gang operation! (He’s a Boxman: Version 2) (Everything you know about him is now untrue!) (He’s a Boxman, 2.0) (He’s really badass like G.I. Joe!) (He’s a Boxman, in a gang!) (They make him do things that are insane!) (He’s a Boxman as you can see,) (Breakin’ that table was so real mean!) So maybe gang life ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, hanging out with old men who live at home just ain’t for me. Oops! Forgot to wear my undies! They all saw my box butt and make fun of me! Stop, everybody put your hands in the air. There’s a gang affair going on in here. I’m aware. Holy f*cking sh*t, I’m f*cking out of here, man! I had nothing to do with any of their plans! Whoa, oh my God, dude. What the hell’s all this? Gangs playing Pokemon? You can’t be serious Hey, is that a Snorlax? That card is super cool. I’ll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo and Tentacruel! Now I’m a box living in the box on the street. All cause’ I wanted street cred from the industry. I don’t care if people don’t like what they see! If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree! (He’s a Boxman: Version 2) (Everything you knew about him’s now untrue) (He’s a Boxman 2.0) (He really likes the Cosby Show!) (He’s a Boxman, the best now! Doesn’t try to act like the rest of the crowd!) (He’s a Boxman, now he’s cleaner) (But if you’re a prick, he’ll kick you in the wiener!) Thanks for subscribing and download the song! You should watch the bloopers at Smosh.com I wish I had something else to say! That rap sucks.