After Ever After – DISNEY Parody


If you’ve ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here’s what happened
after all their dreams came true *Bom* I loved being princess, down in
this beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going missing They end up in someone’s stew So just try to put yourself in
to somebody else’s gills You’re killing my ecosystem
with fishing and oil spills *Oh no* Thank you BP The British are killing
Oil is spilling Now I can’t see *My eyes!* Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends Oceans are browning
I think I’m drowning Thanks to BP *You suck!* Hey, I’m OK but I’m slightly scared My husband’s a mark for the War on
Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA We’re not Taliban
You’ve got the wrong man in Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali
Where could he be? Drowning in wawa Interrogation from the nation of the “free” Bin Laden’s taken the fall *gun sound* We’re not trained pilots at all
*plane crash* Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss We’re for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Bush was crazy
Obama’s lazy al-Qaeda’s not in this country! Set free my Prince Ali A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This town’s gone wild since I married
Adam They think I’m going straight to hell *She’ll burn. In hell* But the charges laid on me
of bestiality Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell *She is a witch* Oh, I’m overrun by mad men *Oh, we’re all crazy* I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
*We’re gonna burn her in the stake* *The witch will fry, that Belle must die* They legit believe I’m Satan And now I hear that
PETA’s gonna take my beast away ♫♫♫ After John Smith traveled back to England I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards
came to visit And they greeted us with guns and germs
and steel They forced us into unknown lands of
exile They pillaged, raped, and left us all for
dead So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their
heads *Wait! What?* Have you ever held the entrails of an
English guy? *We’re dead*
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some
French guy’s eyeball? *Sacrebleu!* Can you paint with the red colors in these
men? *Adiós amigos* I can murder if I please ‘Cause I’m dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these
men Thanks to BP Where’s Prince Ali Bestiality I’ve got STDs *Waaaa Waaa Waa Wa Wa Wa Wa P. A. I. N. T. SUBSCRIBE!

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